Your hair is so dry.Just like your vajoyna.Okurrr?

Gabby, 20.

surprisebitch:

flaccidtrip:

referencereference:

Oh, damn! It’s nothing. It’s stupid!

this sound like a bjork song

maybe bjork snapped

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thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

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surprisebitch:

every gay man currently learning to play Soldier 76 so they can main him for the culture

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bulbasaur-propaganda:

It doesn’t matter, he looks cute in both cases 💚

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

colbucci:

@ men

This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries

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bluntcrusher:

heathyr:

rebeccapollard97:

Elephant Rock, Iceland

This is an old god, sleeping

he not asleep he just taking a long sip

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sweet-manakete asked: Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.


Answer:

princessofbadvibes:

hello-kitty-senpai:

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

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Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

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Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

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Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

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Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

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First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

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This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

This is…quite convincing…